On Christmas morning, I had a conversation with my Dad.

D: So, do you have a boyfriend?
T: You're asking this again? No , I don't!
D: Not even anyone you're interested in?? You can tell me that too, I'll help you try to get them...I'm a guy , I know how guys think...
T:........no...no one has caught my attention, why do you care so much?
D: You're not gay are you?
T:....-_-

Lovely.
But nonetheless, I still love my dad:D